A South Indian and his six year old son went to the Zoo. At the Elephant's section, there was a sign put up, "Feed the elephant a bun to get your age." The little boy gives a bun to the elephant and it stamps its foot six times. "Wow," says the boy. "That's right. I'm six. Dad, now you have a go." The South Indian dad gives the elephant a bun. A moment later, the elephant lets go a loud fart and stamps his foot thrice. Dad, "O mai Gad. Wat a korect anszer. I'm farty three." |