| A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard the garage door open. "Hurry!" she cried. "Stand in the corner!" She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move," she whispered. "Pretend you're a statue." When her husband entered the bedroom, he asked, "What's this, honey?" "Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths have one in their bedroom. I liked theirs so much, I got us one, too." Nothing more was said, and they both went to sleep. About 2:00 AM, the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen, and returned shortly with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here," he said, giving the food to the statue, "you may as well eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths' for three days and nobody even offered me a glass of water!" |