The Yummy Dish!

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    A man who is a manager in a 5-star hotel calls his wife.

    Husband: Aaj khaane mein kya pakaya hai?

    Wife: Steamed fine long grain white rice, hand-picked in the emerald green lap of the Vindhyas, accompanied by a golden lentil soup that was gently simmered over the smouldering kisses of angels and served with dollops of fragrant clarified butter.

    Husband: WOW... SOUNDS YUMMY!!1! Naam kya hai dish ka???

    Wife: Daal-Chawal.

    Husband: Daal-Chawal?? Toh itna ghumaya kyun?

    Wife: Maine bhi vaise hi kaha jaise tum 5 star wale public ko kehte ho.
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