Where Operated?

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    In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic.
    Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me $1, I will show you my legs."
    The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet. And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs.
    Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10, I`ll show you my thighs,"
    and men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her undies. Conversation continues, and the men, a bit hot and excited, have all taken off their coats.
    Then the young girl says, "If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis."
    Naturally, all three fork over the money, and then the girl turns to the window and points to a hospital in the distance and says, "There!"
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    Johnny said loudly...
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