The Greatest Faith

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    An airbus with 346 passengers on board met with technical problems and as the message was flashed to the passengers, they started screaming with fear.

    The Captain said, "Don't panic. I want to ask you. Who among you is the greatest believer. Who has the greatest faith in God?"

    A passenger from the economy class yelled, "Myself."

    Captain, "Are you sure?"

    Passenger, "Yes, I am."

    Captain, "Please stand at that corner and pray. We have a shortage of 1 parachute."
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