How Tall are Penguins?

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    Santa walks into a bar. He asks the barman, "How tall is a penguin?"

    The barman says about three feet.

    Santa, "Don't you get any penguins taller than that!"

    The barman says, "Maybe maximum four feet but no taller than that."

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    Santa, "Oh shit, in that case I just drove over a nun."
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