Erectile Dysfunction

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    Husband: I must say that you are very pretty to be a waitress. Can I know your name please...?

    Waitress: That is very nice of you, sir. My name is Isabella.

    Husband: Nice name...!

    Wife: Honey, why don't you tell her about the erectile dysfunction that you suffer from?

    Husband: Right, honey...! I don't know how I forgot my manners.

    Wife: Happens...!

    Husband: Isabella, let me introduce you to the erectile dysfunction that I suffer from. This is my wife Julie.
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