Innocent daughter-in-law?

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    The newly-married daughter-in-law demurely told her mother-in-law, "Mum! I want to know about the customs here."
    The mother-in-law said, "Yes Yes, go ahead!"
    "How many months after marriage are babies delivered here?" the daughter-in-law enquired.
    "Why ? after nine months," told the mother-in-law, struck by her daughter-in-law`s innocence.
    "But," declared the daughter-in-law, "At my father`s place, they do it after six months, and for the first time, I shall follow their custom."
  • Cows and the Bulls? This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon, & are watching the auctioning off of bulls.
    The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: 'A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times
  • Damn Yankees... Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk.
    Out of respect and propriety, the Cubs fan took off his cap...
  • Checking antecedents... An important politician was seen moving around with a film actress for a couple of months, with whom he finally decided to plunge into matrimony.
    But being cautious, he hired a private detective for the job of looking into her antecedents...
  • Thes interns!! A cute little Nurse is walking along a hospital corridor with one of her breasts exposed.The Nurse Incharge spots her and berates her for her...
  • Indecent Exposure? A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.
    A policeman approaches her and says, 'Madam, are you aware that I could cite you for
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