| Pedro gets a New Secretary. He faces a volley of rapid fire questions from his wife, who is always a bit suspicious of her husband's roving eye. Dora (Pedro's wife): Does your new secretary have nice legs? Pedro (feigning ignorance): Didn't quite notice. Dora: What color are her eyes? Pedro (quietly): Haven't had the time to check. Dora: What are the nail polish colors she uses, mettalic, gel or neon ? Pedro (rolling up his eye): Not a clue in the world. Dora: Does she wear matte, glossy or frosted lipstick. Pedro (looking quizzed): I barely spoke to her, so dont know. Dora: How does she dress? Pedro (innocently): VERY quickly... His Funeral is tomorrow. |