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John had a blind date for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself more and more attracted to her. After some really passionate embracing, he said, "Tell me, would you object to me fucking your brains out?"
"That is something I have never done before," the date replied.
"Never made love? You mean you are a virgin?" John exclaimed.
"No, silly!" she giggled. "I've never objected!"
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