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The highly religious young man entered his wedding chamber and was shocked to find his new young bride awaiting him, spread-eagle and naked on their bed.
"My dear!" he exclaimed, "I expected to find you beside our bed and on your knees!"
"OK," she said, obediently changing positions, "but I always get the hiccups when I screw in that position."
- Confessing Sins A priest is sitting inside the church, when a guy comes in and asks to be confessed. "Very well, my child," says the priest, as he leads the man into the confession booth, "Tell me about your sins...
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Talking To A Marwadi Girl - Toastmasters Meeting A contest was held to see who could deliver the best toast. Murphy won the contest for the best toast of the night, which was: "Here`s to the best years o` me life, spent between the legs o` me wife...
- Golden Jubilee A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night. She looked at her husband and said...
- Obesity and Pregnancy On the subject of interns examining overweight women, the symptoms of pregnancy are often masked by obesity. In attempting to do a vaginal/cervical exam on a very overweight woman, the intern could not make room to do...