| A man gets stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish. Warden: Do you have a permit for all these fish? Man: No sir. These are all my pet fish. Warden: Your pet fish? How's that? Man: Well, every night I take all my pet fish for a walk to the lake, I let them swim for about half an hour and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this every night. Warden: Well, that's just a crock of lies!! Man: Here, I'll show you... (Releases the fish in the lake) Warden: Well, this I've got to see!! 5 minutes later... Warden: Well? Man: Well what? Warden: The fish! Where's your pet fish?? Man: What fish? |