| A senior couple pulls up to a gas station: Attendant: How may I help you? Old Man: Please fill it up. Old Lady: What did he say? Old Man [yelling]: He asked what we wanted and I told him to fill it up. Attendant: So, where are you heading? Old Man: To Chicago to see our Grandchildren. Old Lady: What did he say? Old Man [yelling]: He asked where we're going. I told him we're going to see the Grand kids. Attendant: It sure is a nice day for a drive. Old Man: Yes, it's been quite pleasant. Old Lady: What did he say? Old Man: He said its good weather. Attendant: Where are you coming from? Old Man: We started our trip from Pittsburgh. Old Lady: What did he say? Old Man: He asked where we're from and I said Pittsburgh. Attendant: I dated a girl from Pittsburgh once. She talked a lot and was lousy in bed. Old lady: What did he say? Old Man: He says he knows you! |