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A computer programmer was taking a smoke break when a woman passing by sarcastically commented, "Don't you know that those things can kill you? They put a warning on every pack!"
"Oh, that's okay," said the guy, exhaling smoke, "I'm a programmer."
"What's that got to do with anything?" she asked.
He answered, "Programmers ignore warnings; we only care about errors!"
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It details what to do if an anaconda attacks you.Excerpt is from the US Government Peace Corps Manual for volunteers working in the Amazon Jungle... - Issues in English A Chinese man boarded a flight to Chicago and promptly sat down on the first seat he encountered. He was soon told that seat was reserved for flight attendants. With his limited English he did not fully...
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