Quick and Smart Thinker

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    Levine having gone to his secretary's apartment for some hot over-time, was astonished to wake up and find that it was three in the morning.

    "My God!" he shouted, "My wife is going to kill me!"

    Unsure of how he would explain it, he ran out to the nearest pay phone and called his wife excitedly.

    "Honey, thank God !" he began, "Don't pay the ransom. I escaped!"
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