| The Russian couple's sex life was terrible, so they were quite excited when Moscow's first sex store opened up across the street. "Olga, why don't you go out and buy some of that feminine deodorant spray I've read about?" said Ivan. She agreed. An hour later, she returned, all excited. "You should see all the flavors they have," she told her husband. "Strawberry, cherry, banana..." "What kind did you get?" he interrupted. "Tuna," she replied. |