Crumpled up $50K

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    A wife asks her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars crumpled up?"

    She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of her blouse... and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra... and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.

    He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her... and smiled approvingly.

    "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?" she then asked her husband?

    "Uh... no, I haven't," he said with an anxious tone in his voice.

    She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

    He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill... and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

    "Now," she said, "Have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"

    "No way," he said (while obviously becoming even more aroused... and excited).

    "Well go look in the garage!"
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