| A young hillbilly couple gets married and heads up to the cabin on top of the hill for their honeymoon. About an hour later, the groom comes down the hill alone and walks up to his father, who was rocking in the chair, in the porch. His father asks: "Where`s your bride, son?" " I shot her paw,"replied the son. " Why did you do that, son?," the father asked. "She was a virgin paw," the son replied. "You done right son, if she wasn`t good enough for her own people, she ain`t good enough for us". |