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    A family was all together recently, just hanging around.

    The sister was browsing through an almanac and laughed at a little piece of trivia she had found in the book, which she then read aloud, "Did you know that a woman's breasts increase in size by 25% during sex?"

    The bother-in-law, a notorious joker, shot back, "So, how come yours don't?"

    To which the father, from behind his newspaper and without even a pause, replied, "You're not pumping hard enough."
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