Backlog of Prayers

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    God is happy! He has cleared all the backlog of prayers of his devotee's.

    1. Kids: I wish we had no school and play all day.
    Done

    2. Women: I want the undivided attention of my husband.
    Done

    3. Husbands: I'm sick of this traffic, I wish I could work from home.
    Done!

    4. Working Moms: I wish I could spend some quality time with my kids and read.
    Done!!

    5. Students: I wish I had no exams?
    Done!

    6. Old Parents: I wish our kids could spend more time with us rather than being busy everyday.
    Done!

    7. Employee: I'm slogging too much, need a break.
    Done!

    8. Employers: I have no life of my own, I wish could relax.
    Done!

    9. Earth: I cant breathe, I wish I could get a break from all this pollution and chaos... Done!

    Beware of what you wish - You might just get it.... Without Warning!
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