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    A woman went to the gynecologist, and when asked what was the problem, she responded, "Well, whenever I take off my clothes, my nipples get hard."

    Shocked, the doctor took a deep breath, then asked, "Your nipples get hard?"

    "Yes," quite innocently came her reply.

    "Undress so I can check," replied the still amazed doc. So, she undressed, and he got down to the feeling and massaging, trying to reach an answer. After some considerable time, the doctor, still looked puzzled, said, "Well madame, I don't know what you have, but it's sure as hell contagious!"
  • Losing Virginity There were 2 old-maid sisters... both virgins. It`s Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says, "I`m not going to die a virgin... I`m going out and I`m not coming home `til I`ve been laid...
  • Safety Drill A stewardess did her usual act of showing passengers the safety drill. Near the end she said, "And in the event of an emergency, bend forward and put your head between your legs....
  • Wilkinson Razors "Y`all got any american razor blades in here?" The Texan asked the London pharmacist. "All I see are these damn Wilkinson."
    "Sir," the Englishman patiently replied, "Wilkinson has been producing...
  • Sexual Disorder Clinic There`s a student in medical school who wants to specialize in sexual disorders, so he makes arrangements to visit the sexual disorder clinic. The chief resident is showing him around...
  • Getting Even? Two fellows from the deep South were sitting around talking one afternoon. After a while the first fellow says to the second, "If`n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and have sex with...
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