Slept Like A Rabbit

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    A traveling salesman once got caught up in a blizzard got shelter with a farmer who had three daughters.

    The farmer called him aside and told him, "Young man, I have three daughters, so stay in your room the whole night and no tricks, be warned."

    In the morning, the salesman came down and the farmer asked him, "How was your night, young man?"

    "Oh! Slept like a rabbit. Thanks for your hospitality; I will never forget it."

    The farmer felt very happy and at the bar that night mentioned this fact to his close friend. He was boasting what a good father he had been by keeping his daughters away from trouble.

    His friend laughed aloud and said, "You fool! A rabbit does not sleep at night. It goes from hole to hole the whole night!"
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