On The Other Side

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    It was very crowded and noise in this Restaurant and this blond girl asks the waiter where the restroom was.

    He says, "I can't hear you!"

    So she gets close to his ear and asks again, "Can you please tell me where the ladies room is?"

    And he replies, "On the other side!"

    So she turns around and gets close to his other ear, and asks, "Can you please tell me where the ladies room is, please!"
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