| A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch for some free professional advice. "What kind of toy would you suggest giving a little boy on his third birthday?" she asked. "Well... I'd have to know a little more about the child," the psychologist hedged. The woman took a deep breath. "He's very bright and quick-witted and exceptionally advanced for his age,` she said. `He has good coordination, expresses himself very well..." "Oh, I see," the psychologist said, "It's YOUR child!" |