| An elderly frenchman Decemberides his number could soon be up and its about time he unloaded his sins onto the priest. "Father, during world war 2 I let a woman stay in my attic to avoid the Germans" "My son, that is nothing to confess, fear not, God will be very pleased with you" replies the priest. "Well Father, theres a bit more to it, I said that in return for the attic she must pay me with sexual favours." "My dear son, let it not concern you, for you yourself would have been executed had the Germans found you were hiding her. God will see that it was a small price for the girl to pay, given the mitigating circumstances." Thank you father, I feel a whole lot better now Ive got that off my chest. Theres just one last thing though." "Yes my son, what is it?" "Do you think I should tell her the war`s over?" |