| Banta was suffering from a terrible headache, so he went to see his doctor, a young recent Bridge course medical graduate. The young doctor listened to him carefully and told him, "Go home, lie down on your tummy, open your ass wide and ask your wife to pour some gin down your ass." "What???" said Banta. The Doctor repeated patiently, "Go home, lie down on your tummy, open your ass wide and ask your wife to pour some gin down your ass." The headache was really killing him, so Banta went home and very sceptically tried out what the doctor told him. And guess what, the headache vanished! So Banta goes running back to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, where did you learn this amazing cure?" And the young doctor replies modestly, "Oh that is nothing. They taught us this on our very first day in medical school." "Really?" says Banta, "This is what they taught you in medical school?" "Yes, of course. They said for a headache you should always prescribe "Analgin'." |