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Pedro was sexually a very experienced man when he got married to Maria, but she was totally naive.
On their wedding night, when Pedro removed his clothes, Maria asked, "Pedro! What is that?"
Pedro, a quick thinker, said, "Maria, I am the only man in the world with one of these."
And then he proudly proceeded to demonstrate to her what it was for. Maria was pleased. After their honeymoon was over, Pedro returned to work. On returning home in the evening after his first day at work post honeymoon, Pedro found a very upset Maria waiting on their front porch.
"Pedro, you said you were the only man in the world with one of those and yet today, when I saw Gonzalez changing his clothes behind the shed, he had one, too!"
Ever a fast thinker on his feet, Pedro said, "Oh, Maria, Gonzalez is my best friend. Since I had two, I gave him one. So he is the only other man in the world with one."
A skeptical Maria accepted this answer, but when Pedro returned home from work the following evening, an agitated Maria was waiting on the porch.
"Maria? Now what's wrong???"
"Damn it, Pedro! You gave the better one to Gonzalez!"
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