| A farmer and his young bride lived out in the country and the preacher would stop by and of course they would invite him in for chicken dinner. Well this went on and the preacher, practically started to be there everyday and the farmer had to go out in the fields to work, and the preacher would stay with the young bride but every time that he came over the young wife would have the farmer kill a chicken for dinner. Finally after a hard day's work the farmer was driving the tractor into the barn when the young bride stepped out on the porch and hollered at him to get her a chicken so that she could cook one for the preacher. The farmer hollered, "Screw the preacher!" To which the young bride replied "I already did, but I still need the chicken." |