| A Colombian, Russian, Arab and a Punjabi were in a discussion during an Antique Collectors' Dinner. Colombian Drug Lord: "I have loads of money.... I want to buy the world's 10 rarest pens." Russian: "I am a billionaire... I want to buy the world's 20 most highly valued antique watches." Arab: "That's nothing! I am a rich prince... I intend to purchase the world's top 50 Vintage cars." Then they wait for the Punjabi to speak. He sips his whisky, bites into his chicken leg piece, places the glass neatly on the table, takes a bite again, back with hands on the head and softly says, "I am not selling." |