SUCCESSFUL IN B.Ed

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    A girl who was appearing in B.Ed. got married. The result of B.Ed. was declared when she was at her in-law`s. She had secured the first position and in her excitement she sent a telegram to her father.

    `SUCCESSFUL IN B.ED`

    Due to the efficiency of the telegraph department, the father got the telegram as: `SUCCESSFUL IN BED`
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    Looking down he cried, 'My God...
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