The Right Girl

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    An Australian family is most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried. So they call a marriage broker and ask her to find their son a good wife.

    The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking many questions of the son and his parents as to what they want in a wife/daughter-in-law. They give her a long shopping list of requirements.

    The marriage broker takes a long time looking and finally asks to visit the family again. She tells them of a wonderful woman she has found. She says she's just the right age for the son... she keeps a perfectly clean home... is of sober habits, and regularly attends church every Sunday... she is a wonderful cook... she loves children and wants a large family and, to top it all off, she's drop dead gorgeous.

    After hearing all this, the family is very impressed and begins to get excited about the prospects of a wedding in the near future.

    At this point, the son gets up the courage to ask, "Is she also good in bed?"

    And the marriage broker answers, "That I'm not sure of.... Some say yes... some say no and some says just so, so."
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