| A cowboy, from East Texas, who shall remain nameless, walked into a hotel barber shop, sat down in the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and was sharpening a wicked looking, shiney old straight edge razor, when a woman appeared out of a back room, sat down on a short stool and began to shine his shoes. Well this blonde gal had the biggest, firmest, most beautiful Dolly Parton breasts that the cowboy had ever seen. The cowpoke said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some quality time up in my hotel room." She giggled and replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that." The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll more than make it worth you time." She said, "You tell him. He is the guy with the razor that's shaving you." |