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    A woman walks past three men in the office who are all bemoaning the fact they are about to be audited during the coming month.

    Says the first guy with a groan, "I'm screwed!"

    "I'm screwed, too!" says the other guy, slapping his forehead.

    "Guys, I am about to be fucked beyond all recognition by this audit!" exclaims the third guy in anguish.

    Just then, one of the guys notices the woman who has been standing there listening. She now has a very thoughtful look on her face.

    "Are you OK?" asks the guy.

    "Yes," replies the woman, "but I was wondering... How do I go about getting audited?"
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