| As an ultimate test of his will power, a man decided to give up sex for a month. Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to support him in this effort. The first few days weren't too difficult. Things got tougher during the next couple of weeks, so the wife wore her dowdiest night clothes and chewed on garlic before going to bed. The last week was extremely tough on the husband, so the wife took to locking the bedroom door and forcing the husband to sleep on the couch. A month finally ended. A knock came on the wife's bedroom door. "KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!" husband: "Guess who?" wife: "I know who it is!" husband:"Guess what I want?" wife: "I know what you want!" husband: "Guess what I'm knockin' with?" |