Blind Date

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    Nina and Rosey meet for lunch and Nina seems a little depressed.

    "What's wrong Nina?" asks Rosey.

    Nina replies, "Well, a friend of mine set me up on a blind date and I told her the criteria I was looking for in a man."

    "Yeah, so, whats the problem?" asks Rosey.

    "Well," Nina said, "My friend must have misunderstood me, cause the guy that showed up was as smart as a horse and hung like Einstein!"
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