Wife Missing?

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    Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet.

    Officer: What is her height?

    Husband: Average, I guess.

    Officer: Weight?

    Husband: Average, I guess.

    Officer: Color of eyes?

    Husband: Never noticed.

    Officer: Color of hair?

    Husband: Changes according to season.

    Officer: What was she wearing?

    Husband: Not sure, either a dress or a suit.

    Officer: Was she driving?

    Husband: Yes.

    Officer: Color and make of car?

    Husband: Black Tesla AWD Dual Motor Model P85D with 691 HP, it does 0-60 in 5.4 seconds, has LED headlights, cornering and fog lights and the tech package with auto pilot. There's a small scratch on the driver door next to the handle.... and then the husband started crying...
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