| One of the photographers who works for me is quite graphic about his sexual powers. When he recently got married he took a lot of good natured ribbing from co-workers, but the funniest thing I heard came from our carpenter. The carpenter asked, "Well Casanova how many times did you make love to your new bride on your wedding night?" Delighted to be given an opportunity to brag, the photographer beamed and proceeded to not only tell how many times, but also how many ways. When he finally finished he suddenly remembered that the carpenter had just recently gotten married himself. "Say, now that you mention it, how about you? How many times did you manage on your wedding night?" "Just once," said the grinning carpenter, "My wife wasn't used to it" |