| After many years of bachelorhood, this older gent finds and marries a beautiful young lady. On their honeymoon night she slips into a sheer negligee and a comfortable bed as he goes into the bathroom to prepare himself for glory. Five minutes go by. Ten minutes go by. Concerned, the bride goes into the bathroom, where she finds her aged husband furiously masturbating. She smiles and says, "You're married now. You don't have to do that anymore." Her husband looks at her a bit bewildered and says, "Oh, I forgot." |