| There was a woman in a tattoo parlor and she asked for a turkey tattooed on the inside of her right thigh. The guy who was tattoo thought that over for a second ask then asked, "A turkey? Whatever you say." So he gave her the tattoo, and about a month later she showed up again asking for a tattoo of Santa Claus on the inside of her left thigh. Once again he looked at her and thought that this woman was crazy, but he implied with her wishes. While she was paying for the second tattoo, he couldn`t help but look up and ask, "Miss, just out of curiosity, why did you make these choices?" And she replied, "My husband says there`s nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas." |