| At a Parsi wedding at Allbless Baug, everyone got drunk. The bride's & groom's families wrecked the new reception hall fighting with each other. The police had to break up the fighting. The next week, both families were in Mumbai High court. The judge Soli Dorabji asked, "All right now, what happened?" Firdaus Rohinton Pavri said, "Sahebji, I was the best man. I should explain what happened." "Go ahead, Firdaus. Take the stand." He explained, "Per tradition, the best man got the first dance with the bride Freney. After I finished my first dance, the music kept playing, so I danced a second song & then the music kept going some more, so I danced a third song. All of a sudden, the groom Rustom leapt over the table, ran to us and gave the bride an unmerciful kick, right between her legs! "The shocked judge said, "By God, that must have hurt!" "Hurt?" replied Firdaus, `madarchod he broke three of my fingers!" |