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    There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date.

    The guy said, "It's simple. I just say, I'm a lawyer."

    So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said "No," he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning.

    She said, "Oh!!!! Your a lawyer?"

    He said, "Why,... Yes I am!"

    So they went to his place and when they were in bed, screwing, he started to laugh to himself.

    When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"
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