| Three members of a weekly female bridge quartet were duly impressed when the fourth arrived wearing a gorgeous new mink coat. "That's a lovely garment Joan," purred Kay. "It must have cost a fortune!" Sue said. "No, it didn't," said Joan, "just a single piece of ass." "You mean," Barb chimed in, "one that you gave your husband?" "No," smiled Joan "One that he got from the maid." |