| A doctor drives by a small town. He stops at a gas station & notices there is no one there. A little kid passes by & tells him the gas station is closed because everyone is a the funeral of the owner's daughter. Since he was out of gas, he decided to stay for the night & goes to the funeral When he gets there he goes in & looks at the open casket & notices that something is wrong. He calls the father, "Sir, I'm a doctor & I can assure you she is not dead, she is in a catatonic sleep." "What do we do now?" asks the father. "Does she have a boyfriend?", asks the doctor. "Yes," replies the father. "Take her to a room & have the boyfriend have sex with her." They do as the doctor said & sure enough, she wakes up. Everybody was happy & the doctor leaves once he fills up his gas tank. A few months go by & the doctor returns to the same gas station. The same kid greets him again, "Doctor, it is so great to see you again. About a week ago Mrs. Edward died. Half of the town has screwed her already but she is just not waking up." |