| A man went to visit his grandparents and arrived to find his grandpa sitting on the front porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him. "Grandpa, why are you sitting out here with no pants on?" The old man looked at him and said: "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma's idea! |