Bizarre Automobile Insurance Claims

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    The accident happened because I had one eye on the truck in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind.

    I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.

    I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight.

    The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

    I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

    A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

    An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

    Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

    I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

    As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before.

    The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
  • Report Of The Day! The duty officer reported to his CO: Sir nothing significant has happened during my duty hours - only the dog died.
    The CO asked: How did the dog die?...
  • Good News!!! Selma telephones home with some exciting news:
    "Mama, I got married."
    "Congratulations!!" says Mama.
    "I might as well tell you, Mama, he`s not of our Faith...
  • House Husband One evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer dinner on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished...
  • There's Always That Doubt A man is talking to his best friend about married life. "You know," he says, "I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful to me. But there`s always that doubt...
  • Spying On Wife A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife`s activities. A week later, the detective returned with...
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