| A couple was on vacation up in the woods. One morning, the husband got up before dawn, went fishing and returned, just as his wife was rising. While he slept, she decided to take his boat out to the middle of the lake and read. Unfamiliar with the lake, she picked a likely spot, anchored the boat, and started reading. Soon the game warden pulled his boat up alongside hers. "What are you doing, Ma'am?" he asked. "Reading my book." "I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you're in a no-fishing area; I'm gonna have to haul you in." "What? I'm not fishing!" He replied, "Perhaps; but your boat is filled with fishing gear. You have the equipment. I'm afraid I'm just going to have to write you up!" Angry, she snapped, "If you do, I'll charge you with rape." The warden was shocked, "But I didn't touch you!" To which, she replied, "Yes, but you have the equipment!" |