| As the groom entered the church, the best man noticed he had the biggest, brightest smile on his face. "Boy, you sure look happy to be getting married." The groom replied, "Buddy, that's because I just got the best blow job of my life and I'm here to marry the woman who gave it to me!" In another part of the church, the maid of honor told the bride, "You look happier than I've ever seen you." The bride replied, "Honey, that's because I just gave my last blow job!" |