Miscommunication!

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    Shashi Tharoor gets a call from his Nepali watchman on the intercom.

    Watchman: Ooh shabji, aapshe koi milne aaya hai. Andar bhej du ?

    Shashi Tharoor: Kaun hai ?

    Gurkha: Sharapova !

    Shashi Tharoor: Yes Yes ! Jaldi bhej do !!

    Tharoor sets his hair, puts on perfume while eagerly waiting for tennis sensation.

    And then... gurkha walks in with Sharad Pawar.
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