| A man walks in to a confession booth and says I have sinned. What did you do asks the priest. I committed a murder. The priest says take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven. A women walks in to the confession booth and says I have sinned. The priest asks her what did you do. I robbed six banks. The priest says take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven. Another man walks in to the confession booth and says I have sinned. What did you do asks the priest. I peed in the holy cup. |