Gujarati Patel to wife: Remove your clothes. Wife: Why? Gujarati Patel: Just remove and come on the bed. Wife: Okay, I have taken off my clothes. Gujarati Patel: Nice sweetie. Also your bra and panty? Remove them also. Wife: Oh no, I am not in the mood. Gujarati Patel: Just remove your panty and bra. Don't tell me your "not in the mood" story. Wife: Okay, they are off. What next? Gujarati Patel: Sit down and help me count my money. Every time you do that with your clothes on, some cash goes missing... |