Remove Your Clothes and...

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    Gujarati Patel to wife: Remove your clothes.

    Wife: Why?

    Gujarati Patel: Just remove and come on the bed.

    Wife: Okay, I have taken off my clothes.

    Gujarati Patel: Nice sweetie. Also your bra and panty? Remove them also.

    Wife: Oh no, I am not in the mood.

    Gujarati Patel: Just remove your panty and bra. Don't tell me your "not in the mood" story.

    Wife: Okay, they are off. What next?

    Gujarati Patel: Sit down and help me count my money. Every time you do that with your clothes on, some cash goes missing...
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